Ghosts · London
Parson Ford's Message
The Old Hummums, Covent Garden
Spooky: for older readers
One evening, at the Thrales' house in Streatham, James Boswell was looking at the prints pasted on the dining-room walls. One of them was Hogarth's <i>Midnight Modern Conversation</i>, a picture of a riotous drinking party, and among the drinkers was a parson. Boswell asked Dr Johnson what he knew of Parson Ford.
“Sir,” said Johnson, “he was my acquaintance and relation; my mother's nephew.” Ford, he said, was a clever man, and a wild one.
Boswell asked whether there wasn't a story of his ghost appearing.
“Sir, it was believed,” said Johnson. And he told it.
Ford had died at the Hummums, an old bath-house in Covent Garden. A waiter there had been away for some time, and came back knowing nothing about it. He went down to the cellar, and on his way he met Ford. He went down again, and met him a second time. When he came up, he asked the people of the house what Ford could be doing down there. They told him that Ford was dead.
The waiter fell ill with a fever and lay in bed for some time. When he got better, he said he had a message to deliver to some women from Ford. But he was not allowed to say what it was, or who they were.
He walked out. People followed him, but somewhere about St Paul's they lost him. When he came back, he said he had delivered the message, and that when they heard it, the women cried out, “Then we are all undone!”
Johnson never said who the women were, or what Ford's message was.